everydaysanawkwardday:

ladyknucklesinshape:

foreverelsa:

disneysnowprincess:

itistimetodisappear:

inkstainsonmyjacket:

xxduhastxx:

meowbeastt:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

That’s exactly what I thought, too

Epic Rap Battles of DISNEYYYYYYYYYYYY

QUEEN ELSA
VERSUS
PRINCESS MERIDA
BEGIN!
Elsa:Hey nice hairMs. Curly ass froYou’re out of controlMine is slick like the snowYour right it’s petty to justfocus on your lookShould we focus on talent'cause we know you can't cookGo ahead and threaten me with yourlittle wooden weaponBut not even a bear cankeep me from steppin’
Up on your turf ‘cause I’m straight rippin’ from NarniaAnd if you walk out the door nowI promise no harm to ye’.
Merida:That’s richcoming from a from a Frozen ass bitch
I don’t even need my bowto deal with this sitch’
I didn’t realise you started rapping'cause I thought we kept it classyWith the noises coming out your mouthI thought it was your sister being gassy!
You’ll destroy yourselfby keepin’ everything insideYour powers can’t be controlled ‘causeyour sick in the mind!
Both parents are dead!Now you’re ill in the head -If I didn’t know better I’d say you hated red -Hair! Cause you changed your sisDidn’t notice till now but your fate is thisTo be upstaged by we the new dominate raceI guess people like us better b/c gingers are running this place.
Elsa:Don’t pop your topyou unreasonable scotIf you weren’t so selfish then you’d’ve not
turned your mom to a bearhow the hell is that fair?At least when I try and change peopleI only change their hair!
If you say you can go change your fateBut I know the only reason you say you canIs cause you suck at choosing a date!
Merida:Don’t bring up dates to me, ai’ght'Cause your sister knocked down two me in two nights!
And yet there you are up in your castle aloneHope you don’t get frostbite sweetie just from sitting on your throne!
Once you look inside yourself you’ll realise your a shamNot an actual royal specimen like I am.
And now you  understand I’ve just kicked your ass, sotake my solemn advice dear.And let it go.
WHO WONWHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!!!

omg

I think ERB seriously needs to read this

Um I can’t decide but this is awesome

um….

MERIDA

12-gauge-rage:

Video game glitches in real life.


tyleroakley:

poorprovincialtown:

editingatwork:

musical-treasures:

So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.

This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3

Simon’s face says “I like it against my will.”

IT’S EVERYTHING I EVER DREAMED

YES TO MORE ACTUAL TALENT IN SINGING COMPETITIONS.

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.
vardaesque:

polmos:

Salvador Dali Taking His Anteater for a Walk, Paris 1969

Salvador Dali Not Giving A Single Fuck, Paris 1969
i-am-benedict-cumberlocked:

miaman:

an AU based off this nice and colorful pictureBefore Gilbert left, he called in an old favor and got Ludwig an apprenticeship to a Mr. Roderich Eldelstein. Now Ludwig lives with his new guardian on the coast by a gray sea. Eventually, he meets a naive little mermaid that becomes one of the few spots of color in his world.

it’s back and I need this fic now

kamisnotonfire:

rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

so say i spend six hours in class. that means i should spend 18 hours studying. lets do some math. 6 + 18 is 24. you’re telling me i should spend the entirety of the day studying, no sleep or food or real human interaction. fuck you.

"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

theroguefeminist:

ezekielofgod:

boner-chan:

misandry-mermaid:

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

this series of pictures is also a great response to:
"women aren’t objectified"
"sexism is over"
and
"men are objectified too"

theonewhosawitall:

slendermaren:

xxinksxx:

wishforadventure:

frozenmemes:

is there such a thing as too much high def?

I’m not gonna lie- reblogging this almost solely to look at the velvet bodice

The details in the FABRIC. I CAN FEEL IT.

Her hair… her hair hAS THE START OF FLYAWAY STRANDS OHMYGOD SHE IS IMPERFECTLY PERFECT!

she even has a crack in her lips i am going to cry

(Source: egipciaca)


notspeakingisnt-notlistening:

annalisah:

COUNTER // CULTURE

For my photography class I did series of self-portraits in which I attempted to portray culture and counterculture for the past 10 decades. This is the product of that idea…

this is SO COOL oh man


alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"
ATTENTION ALL DOCTOR WHO FANS

sammyscupcakeinthetardis:

merlin-the-last-dragon-lord:

ijustlikepsychoticthings:

deductionswiththedoctor:

demonbehindyou:

dickdickdickdickdickdick:

Step I; Open this
Step II; Open this
Step III; Have fun for hours

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I LOVE YOU

its like you are flying the TARDIS

OMG I LOVE YOU!

THAT IS SO INCREDIBLY ADDICTIVE. 0_0

I just figured out you can make it spin! Hehehehehe I’m flying the TARDIS! <3

this-is-a-laughing-matter:

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off had a lot of truth in it


make me choose: anonymous asked me: Elle Woods or Veronica Mars?

Last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.


Things Public School Kids Take Way Too Seriously

perksofbeingademigodtribute:

  • Jeopardy
  • Review Games
  • Kickball
  • Spirit Week