monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
sassingintothevoid:

casteille:

hiddleswiggles:

twowandsandadrink:

motherofqueers:

mysteriesoftheworm:

Don’t refuse to reblog this.

be safe and make sure to do it at night with lots of cover so no one can ID you

im confused what is there
are
arepeople literally putting spikes down so people cant sleep in the only place they are given
seriously

Yeah I’ve been seeing about this spike thing.Where do they expect homeless people to go if not live outdoor??They are homeless.It’s fine if you can’t help but don’t make other people lives harder.

OK I AM REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS SHIT
so places like this are spending lots and lots of money on putting down barbaric devices to keep people from fucking sleeping anywhere,
instead of putting that money into organizations to FUCKING FIND THEM HOMES
get them off the streets with love, not hate.

do it

prozdvoices:

Anonymous asked:

Could you just say the words bee movie over and over like 14 times in your dramatic voice pls ty

what the fuck

Actually, you know what, let’s do this.

The words Bee Movie expressed in the following 14 different emotions: Anger, fear, disgust, happiness, sadness, neutral, anxiety, love, surprise, depression, contempt, pride, shame, and envy.

All emotions that I’m sure at least one person has felt in regard to Bee Movie’s existence.

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prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Could you do a dramatic reading of the ‘bananas ROTAT E’ post?

Okay.

You can read along here.

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prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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intensional:

this really works for some people (like 10-30 new followers) so give it a try!

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

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andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4

jalex-pierced-veil:

mirahxox:

mellowmodesty:

wow this is fucking historic as fuck i can’t believe im seeing this

fucking love

"Okay, we’ve been serious for 10 seconds guys"

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thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

my blog is like this fucking grab bag except you never exactly know what you’re going to get in said bag

is it fandom???

is it feminist rants???

is it food???

who knows you could probably find a fucking crocodile in there

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dcmldcml:

hungryzekes:

I had to watch this a few times because I thought she grew twice the size after he pulled out her hair band

yes that’s the only strange thing about this gif
  • People who can't draw: Drawing is fucking hard
  • People who don't try at all: Drawing is fucking hard
  • Teachers: Drawing is fucking hard
  • Beginning artists: Drawing is fucking hard
  • Pro artists: Drawing is fucking hard
  • Famous artists: Drawing is fucking hard
  • Extremely famous artists: Drawing is fucking hard
  • Long gone, passed away artists who went down in history: Drawing is fucking hard
  • People who are upset an artist won't draw for them for free: Drawing is easy!

cockatoo-alice:

zemael:

I don’t really think I’m that good at anatomy (or females) but this is quite a popular request so… I’m making a tutorial, and this is the part to show you what NOT to do with your fellow humans. More coming… eventually.

I suck at breast variations, but I try; see this page for awesome references: x

I wish I could save a whole post. D:


punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement